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Post by jhayd on Mar 8, 2007 18:09:31 GMT -5
What is your funniest ever parenting moment?
We all have them, those moments that get us laughing so hard we nearly die, or wet our pants....what's yours?
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Post by jhayd on Mar 8, 2007 18:14:11 GMT -5
My funniest ever moment was when my son was about 5. We were trying to teach him proper bathroom hygiene, especially in public. We sent him in to do his thing at a grocery store. This grocery store had the bathrooms right up front by the check stands....He goes in, and come rushing out 2 minutes later hot on the heels of some guy. He starts yelling, "Sir, Sir....You forgot to wash your hands! Sir, you can't go peepee and NOT wash your hands!" We were quite mortified, but Hey, at least we weren't the ones who got told in front of about 40 people to wash his hands after he goes potty.
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Post by longh20 on Mar 8, 2007 18:22:40 GMT -5
Thats a great one Jhayd! LOL
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Post by mtnbox on Mar 8, 2007 19:01:56 GMT -5
Kids say the darnedest things! I can't say much as I am not a parent, but I would like to share a story about my lil nephew. My sister was shopping at her local grocery store. Now one of his first words was "Moo!" So my sister is standing in line and my nephew (at the time was a little over a year old) saw this woman standing in front of them with this cow print on. This woman was on the bigger side of sizes. The next thing you know my nephew is pointing at this woman screaming "MOO!" My sister was so mortified. But the rest of the family could do nothing but laugh! Thought I would share.  |
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Post by iamjolyn on Mar 10, 2007 0:30:09 GMT -5
Oh, I have many of them, but my two favorites are by my daughter Rachel. When we first move here to Wyoming, I was pregnant with my son, Curtis, and Rachel was about year and a half. We have a split level home, you open our front door, and can either go down or up. The main floor is on the top. She knew how to go up and down stairs ok, but me not being to graceful wanted her to stay up with me. So, every time she would go try to go down, I would tell her she need to come up or get a spanking and she would come up. I guess she decided that a spanking was worth going down stairs, and I told her to come up or get a spanking, so, she spanked herself on her rump and kept going down!! I was laughing so hard, I couldn’t go get her. Luckily hubby came home and was able to get her.
Rachel turned 3 in December, and we would always ask her how old she was, and she would answer. She knew how old little brother was too. I asked one day her how old daddy was? She studied daddy very hard for a few moments, then smiled and said 4! Yup that is about right ;D
Jolyn
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Post by herrymortn on Aug 26, 2008 8:02:00 GMT -5
The first time I got drunk. apparently I was doing vodka shots with my GF at the time, only the more we drank, the more the level in the bottle changed, as me mates kept adding water to it. the thing is that we were getting drunker and drunker on WATER! Anyway, and this is what I disputed until they showed me the film, was that I came out of the bathroom with my pants around my ankles in an army crawl singing "the ants go marching one by one.... then getting up on the table singing I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.... Ovarian Cysts A to Z |
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